Tuesday, January 07, 2003
at 7:38 PMWaffles
Whelp, this afternoon I presided, supposedly, over yet another chaotic Creative Writing Club meeting. Sara (a freshman) read the script of some comic she wrote about how sex educators deal with abstinence. Her comic was rather lewd and suggestive, and Mrs. Robinson made her stop reading it. It was funny, but it definitely does not reflect the views of the administration.
Students in public school, of course, may never present their own views, as our clubs are not considered public forums. Bleh. I hardly care. The reading bored me a little, since I didn't get to view the illustrations.
The senior election thingy confounded me. Most handsome? Ugh. Prom theme? It always ends up relating to stars in some manner. I wrote Lauren Madden for Prettiest Smile. Dan Hernandez requested I nominate him as my Dream Date (well, I do like his silky hair). I first put Elliott down for Best Dressed, then I scratched that out and rewrote his name under Senior Wit. Don't get cocky, Elliott- I meant "witty", not "funny". Our class colours should be black and red. Heh-heh. The most fitting motto to describe our class is, "When all else fails, play dead". The Most Polite are Nick Dudoich and Jessica Harwood. I chose Brittany Lovato and Kerry as Most Individualistic. I think Donna is the Prettiest Girl. Beth Bokros and Luke Stuckey have the Prettiest Eyes.
I might this year have added some categories:Most Obnoxious
Least Economical
Most Provincial
Most Likely To Hold Up A Building
Smelliest
Most Blasphemic
Most Ardent Right-Winger
Most Likely To Contract An STD
Flakiest Personality
Ultimate Back-Stabber
