The Checkered Camel Company

   Sunday, February 16, 2003  

Failure


Well, I ate the crap, yet again. Then I consumed buttered pecan ice cream. I loathe pecans. And I grow weary of eating pizza every week. Still, I refuse to discriminate. Argh.

Now, of course, I feel guilty. I don't care about the fact that the United States is trying to blow up Iraq; all that concerns me is my one hundred forty-five pound body. Whine, whine, whine... I want to lose ten pounds before I go to state, which is eleven days from now. Hah! I could cry.

Hmm... I wonder what my grade for the mock trial of Napoleon will be. Ms. Parnell informs everyone Monday. I believe either Lauren or Craig ought to receive the Turkey this time- Lauren for her hilarity, Craig for his knowledge.
    at 5:41 PM