The Checkered Camel Company

   Monday, March 10, 2003  

The Eye Pops Out


My pinky toes still ache from wearing heels Thursday through Friday. My eyeballs may pop out of their sockets. My thumb suffers from some sort of abrasion, which whines every time I smack it against the keys as I type.

The University of Missouri wants my MMR immunization records. It also wants my money. Too bad I haven't any.

Naomi appears willing to schedule me nonstop over Spring Break and during the summer. Das ist gut. Out-of-state tuition is going to be a bitch. But if I live within a five hundred-mile radius of my immediate family, I am going to be a bitch. The positives far outweigh the negatives for all involved.

I feel unfulfilled as a human being at the moment because I failed to complete my DBQ in class this morning. As Kristoffer stated about himself, I had my entire paper plotted, but I shall never finish my thoughts. Argh.

Sleepy town time, as my mother used to always say. Of course, when I was naughty, she also said quite often she would smack me so hard my head would spin. Ah, pleasant memories.

    at 9:05 PM