Monday, March 31, 2003
at 7:47 PMThe Man With Two Brains
Today after work I went to the mall bathroom, urinated routinely, and made an important discovery. I have a grey hair! ...on my head, Louis, on my head. I intend to show it to The Father (as he knows a thing or two about premature grey hairs) for verification of its authenticity as soon as The Father finishes watching "Beetlejuice". I wonder, what stress stimulated this grey hair's growth? Let me count the ways...
I suppose I shall write my story for newspaper after I find a couple of site counters.
