Saturday, April 12, 2003
at 10:07 AMI'm The Stinky-Cheese Man
Eating Doritos makes me thirsty. Eating Doritos also makes me get cheese (or whatever that orange stuff is) all over the keyboard.
Whelp, this morning I looked up some scholarship contests. I could write something about Mary Shelley's Frankenstein to receive a couple thou, but I need to mail the essay by Tuesday. First, of course, I would have to read the book, which I do not have time for. Which leaves me to write an essay each about the Holocaust, high school graduation, an inspiring teacher, the benefits of a high school "Peace Education" course, and Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged.
I took a shower, and now I feel clean (except for my teeth, which feel like cheese).
