Thursday, April 03, 2003
at 5:20 PMTo Die
Congratulations!
Having earned a spectacular total of __ points the second semester, with a __ point total for the year, you, ________, are hereby evicted from the German Club. Du bist ein Dummkopf!
Herr Smith and the German Club officers thank you.
The above is the text of my German Club eviction notice, which I personalized for each member who I am now kicking out. I believe one should give service with a smile.
Yesterday I found my senior pictures buried under the tape pile in the glove compartment of April's truck. Now I have something to stick in my graduation announcements, which I am struggling to type as of this moment.
I jogged twice around the block with April and Sarah Wood. I need to lose weight to fit back into the dress I am wearing at prom, for the two-second duration I intend to spend there. Besides, April is my date, and I would like to impress her.
Off I go to work on announcements.
