Saturday, June 21, 2003
at 9:29 PMMoby Dick
Ultimate Electronics scheduled me for a job interview at noon tomorrow. However, a minor dilemma occurred a few minutes ago as I tried on "casual business apparel": none of my clothes fit me anymore! I gained twenty-five pounds since I bought them last year. Even when I suck in, I barely manage the first button on my slacks; the effect when I do not suck in is monstrous.
My boobs are bigger, but I really do not consider this a positive, because my boobs have always been "hefty". I certainly never concerned myself about them before. My butt, thighs, waist, and chin expanded, too, but this doesn't have me in the streets dancing a jig.
I am never eating again. This new lifestyle begins in earnest... tomorrow. No more solid foods for Lauree.
Ugh. Being a girl is such a trial. Fat men can at least bowl people over and have a little pride in their excessive poundage. People generally regard fat women as depressed, neurotic bitches.
