Monday, August 04, 2003
at 12:04 AMMount Vesuvius
My friends don't know how to be ambiguous at all (except Louis, but he consistently opts for the brutal, confrontational method). I sense all the way up here (beside Mark Twain's river) the seismic activity from this little love-triangle quake you kids are having, and it both sickens and amuses me.
ALL THREE OF YOU SHOULD GET NAKED TOGETHER AND HAVE DONE WITH IT!!!!
If you don't like being a pussy, then change, already. Moping and concentrating high levels of four-letter expletives in each of your alternating sentences will never get you what you want.
I chideth not. I KNOW YOUR NAMES, AND I CAN USE THEM!!!!
