Saturday, August 30, 2003
at 9:50 PMRaggedy Ann
I knew this would be an exciting day when I woke up this morning and realized it would be the first day of my menstrual cycle. I shoved a tampon up my twat and skipped off to work.
However, I forgot to pocket a spare in my trendy little cargos. On such occasions, I resort to toilet paper as necessary and hope for the best. Well, as I rang someone up at register, I felt a liquid gush. Crap, I thought to myself, there's a long line of people who need me to ring them out. I cannot possibly escape. I did nothing about the mess in my pants. This displeases me greatly, because I just bought this underwear last week. I cannot afford more.
The first item of business to take care of after I become independently wealthy is the removal of my uterus and other internal sex organs. Stupid uterus.
