The Checkered Camel Company

   Monday, September 29, 2003  
I cannot sleep. Dadgum Coca-Cola and its addictive caffeine.

My aunt Pam and uncle Chris think I probably have tendonitis in my gimp foot. After I get home from school today, I'll look up who I should consult to remedy the problem (provided they charge me little or nothing).

After my rolling stomach recovered, I hobbled down to Target, where I purchased birthday gifts (placed in a black gift bag, featuring an illustrated red car and motor tools) for my aunt. It consisted of the following items:
1. a seven-inch plush Cat-In-The-Hat doll
2. a birthday card (with glitter!)
3. nine blackberry-scented tea candles
4. a dark purple, glass candle holder (Pam decorates in purple and green colour schemes)
5. a Baby Ruth candy bar
6. a Snickers candy bar
When in the spirit of giving, I get so carried away with all the joyous fun that I gift myself things, too! I bought a pack of five computer civilization games for a grand total of twenty dollars. Ausgezeichnet.

Sigh... my poor foot. I'll throw it a pity party.
    at 11:48 PM