The Checkered Camel Company

   Thursday, September 25, 2003  
I spilled pink drink all over my jeans.
How cunningly the ice holds back
And lingers underneath,
And lets you raise and tilt the glass,
Then smacks you in the teeth.

-Richard Armour
Pure genius.

Whelp, kids, I finished cleaning The Lauree Lair. My hands smell of Windex and Lemon-Scent Scrubby Bubbles combined.
Comet- it makes your teeth turn green!
Comet- it smells like gasoline!
Comet will make you vomit,
So try some Comet today!
Pure genius.
    at 9:10 PM