Tuesday, October 21, 2003
Yesterday and the day prior I ate tuna fish salad (which contained three eggs and a mountain of mayonnaise). Today at work (of course: the most inopportune of places) the egg products caught up with me. Naturally, I cashiered the entire evening. It was a slow night, and I think I'm the reason why.at 10:19 PM
I bought a new pair of pants. If only I could acquire a new (id est, smaller) butt. Before I return to the K-hole, I promise myself I will lose twenty-five pounds. All I need to achieve my goal is to refrain from eating anything until December 16th.
I can do that!
In an entirely unrelated subject, I am pleased I finally decided to major in Latin (when I enroll in a real college, that is). Only weird kids take Latin, and I would enjoy teaching weird kids. Their incredible nuances would keep me entertained.
