The Checkered Camel Company

   Saturday, November 01, 2003  
I need to cease spending my money on items I do not need. This includes the Oscar The Grouch/Cookie Monster underwear at Target I purchased today. I think I need it. The holes in my current stock of underwear suggest I need it. I accidentally bought the underwear a size or two too small; thus, I need the incentive to lose that extra inch.

Chris bristled a little when I mentioned (with an ironic pitch to my voice) I have no money. He has a right to. He sees me come home every other day with some weird new item, when I should be saving every nickel and dime I make. The past month I've done much better restraining myself, but my meager efforts are obviously not good enough. If I don't curb my spending, I'll wind up poor and homeless, but with a whole lot of crap to cart around.

Sigh... now I want to go eat a tub of butter.
    at 10:16 PM