Wednesday, February 11, 2004
A dentist lady cleaned the tartar off my teeth. Eighteen years of build-up... I pitied her. It took forever, with gum blood spraying all over the joint; she explained this was merely due to the pure volume of sludge in my teeth. After she finished, she handed me a toothbrush and a tube of Colgate, perhaps thinking I must never have seen such tools before.at 1:37 PM
The dentist man told me I have one cavity to be filled (Tooth 18, whichever that is). He also mentioned I need my wisdom teeth yanked at some point. Splendid. That can be staved off until the summer.
I happened upon quite a novelty at the dollar store- orange-flavoured Kit Kat bars. They are delicious. I recommend them to all. They are limited-edition, though, so purchase them in bulk and freeze them. Maybe we can bring them to Mars as a peace offering to the aliens.
