The Checkered Camel Company

   Tuesday, February 24, 2004  
I awoke this morning with the feeling of shit in my bones- my tummy roiled, my head ached, and my eye juices congealed overnight (sealing my eyes shut). Thusly I played hooky from school, remaining abed until nine o'clock, when I staggered out of my lair to e-mail my group's project to my algebra professor (he sent me no reply; I hope he received it). I then fell back into a rather intermittent sleep until I finally got out of bed at twelve-thirty.

Before work I went to the dollar store in search of orange-flavoured KitKat bars- but they were out of stock! I settled for plain KitKats, but they are unfortunately a tad stale. I should have opted for the crazy new dark chocolate variety.

If someone ever gets close enough to have sex with and impregnate me, I am going to name our child either Tevye or Dandelion.
    at 8:14 PM