The Checkered Camel Company

   Thursday, March 25, 2004  
Tomorrow I receive money from my place of employment for work over the past two weeks I performed. Commonly called a "paycheck", I am looking forward quite eagerly to its arrival. I will spend some of it on the following consumer goods:
socks
stamps
gas
a CD postal envelope
I do not know that I can suffer all the excitement.

The Mongoloid (one of my brothers) turns seventeen today. I sent him a gift card and a non-gift birthday card. I fulfilled my obligation to the monkey-boy.
    at 2:21 PM