Sunday, April 18, 2004
I ought to be asleep, but I will do this instead:at 10:25 PM
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page eighteen, find line four. Write down what it says: ...nature is retained in some measure even after the Fall. Hence, all men live in...
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? Burt's Bees Honeywax Foot Cream
What is the last thing you watched on TV? A few horrendous minutes of a new made-for-television version of Spartacus.
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is. 11:50 p.m.
Now look at the clock; what is the actual time? 12:07 a.m.- my accuracy exceeds that of Elliott.
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My cousin Debbie's load of laundry in the dryer. It is drying there, presumably.
When did you last step outside? What were you doing? After returning from work, I went back out to the Buick to retrieve the corkboard/dry erase board, dry erase markers, pegs, and white pillow I purchased this afternoon at WAL*MART.
Before you came to this website, what did you look at? April's weblog
What are you wearing? Blue Adidas jogging pants, grey bikini-cut Hanes Her Way underwear, and a pajama shirt with a duck in a nightgown on the front (the duck has a speech bubble that asks: "Wanna tuck me in?")
Did you dream last night? Yes- I dreamt I was at work. I suppose that's more of a nightmare, though.
When did you last laugh? I last laughed at approximately 9:50 this evening, chatting with a boy named Michael as I drove him to his house after work. His roommate ditched him. We discussed how adorable Paul McCartney is and how creepy Keith Richard is.
What is on the walls of the room you are in? Sunset yellow paint.
Seen anything weird lately? A couple of days ago I woke up and started walking up the stairs to eat breakfast. Debbie was coming down, clad in nothing but her bra. She screamed and ran up the stairs; I screamed and ran back down the stairs to hide out in The Lauree Lair.
Last movie you saw? The Neverending Story
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? My happiness (in ice cream form).
Tell me something about you that I don't know. Well, I am assured that absolutely no one knows I have a tiny mole hiding out in my pubic hair.
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would feed, clothe, and nurture all the starving children of the world, so the Republicans would have to find someone else to moan about.
Do you like to dance? No; I do not shake my hips.
George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or someone who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years? George Bush is a Republican.
Imagine your first child is a girl; what do you call her? Either "slave child" or "Dandelion".
Imagine your first child is a boy; what do you call him? Either "slave child" or "Theodore".
Would you ever consider living abroad? I already am one, in several senses.
