The Checkered Camel Company

   Thursday, April 29, 2004  
I spent the entire evening washing clothes. I finally got to mine this past load. Debbie piled tons of her clothes on the laundry room floor, and I did not feel right about washing mine while the room was still a mess. Contributing to the chaos, the big metal bar on which the four people living in this house hang their clothes finally collapsed into a heap of powder. I unloaded Nick's, Laura's, and Debbie's clothes onto the game room couch. As my bedroom is next to the laundry room, I never leave my clothes on the laundry room rack. Ironically enough, however, my clothes managed to contribute to the destruction because of my aforementioned loss of bedroom rack space. Dadgummit.

The drama continues as I prepare to hang my clothes on my curtain rack, which will almost surely collapse under the mismanaged weight.

During the past two days, I consumed two foods which give me gas: mushrooms and turkey. Unfortunately, The Lauree Lair does not at this time house a fan. I must jack the cookie-scented candle from upstairs on the coffee table. This candle emits an aroma similar to that of a cake baking. It is delicious.

For the next four consecutive days, I open bakery. It looks to be a nasty stint of working. I am not tired or sleepy at the moment, but I must be bright and chipper when I wake up at five o'clock tomorrow morning. And I shall have to roll at least four doughs... ugh... dame desu...
    at 8:22 PM