The Checkered Camel Company

   Saturday, April 03, 2004  
I turned off the television as it begged the question of me- "Who's bigger: Christina Aguilera, or Britney Spears?"

Uncle Nick then said, 'But Lauree- don't you want to know who's bigger?'

'I'm bigger than either of them, if you know what I mean.'

Sometimes I like my breasts.
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