Saturday, May 15, 2004
Last night I acquired The Complete Stories of Franz Kafka and Donald Kagan's The Peloponnesian War. Maybe, someday, I'll read them. They do contribute some intellectual aura to The Lauree Lair (I haven't seen Kafka bedspreads in Target anywhere, or I would definitely have bought a set by now; I settled for Cat in the Hat).at 7:36 PM
To placate Louis, I shall delineate my Care Bear logic:
Beth Bokros | Bedtime Bear
April observes that Beth behaves narcolepticly.
Jaclyn Bravo | Funshine Bear
Jaclyn makes buckets of fun wherever she goes.
Donna Burke | Lotsa Heart Elephant
Donna undertakes many things with much passion and a bit of drama.
Kristoffer Harrington | Brave Heart Lion
For the military, he dropped out of a private university.
James Haynes | Luv-A-Lot Bear
James is Sarah's cuddly-wuddly Rooh Bear!
Elliott Hoey | Good Luck Bear
Because he's openly friendly, even to the eternally damned.
April Koury | Tenderheart Bear
April maintains a combative/destructive mein, but she shrivels into a shrieking little ball of femininity when confronted by a stingless, fangless, harmless cockroach.
Amber Kubicek | Wish Bear
Amber wishes for less procrastination- not necessarily more action, just less procrastination.
Drew Lee | Bright Heart Raccoon
Drew is a bright little fellow, but if given the chance, he would probably dig through people's garbage for delectables.
Louis Lupinacci | Share Bear
With the exception of Kerry, Louis is the lovingest of my little bunch. He shares with his girlfriend what twisted heart and mind he has, which is just so gosh-darn cute!
Kerry Nick | Loyal Heart Dog
Sap. Of course, I mean that positively.
James Shirley | Grumpy Bear
One may pet him, but sometimes, he bites.
Alison Stine | Champ Bear
Katy High School's master debator, and a future contender with Zach Stephenson for Presidency of the United States, Alison seems to always win.
Lindsay Sullivan | Cheer Bear
While not exactly "rah-rah", Lindsay always pulls for the team.
Sarah Wood | Playful Heart Monkey
Give the kid a banana!
